person: chris watch out! youre about to get your crocs wet!
me: I KNOW! its OK! crocs are made from a foam resin called croslite, which is made out of a polymer called ethylene-vinyl acetate! so theyre completely water proof!
*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals